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nsfw: not safe for "work" xD

one in a million: jjong fanclub and also, a statement xD, i saw a fanfic by this name as well :O

when a star dies, it creates a black hole, sucking all energy away with it -glee, so once you fail, don't suck everyone one else along with you

rl = real life, its too painful to spell full out

Jonghyun tries to catch up with him but ends up having the bag of Kibum weigh him down. "Kibum! YAH! What did you even put in here, your closet?" -key, the forever diva xD

an extremely romantic asshole = jjong -LOL

ficlets = tiny fics, like piglets! in winnie the pooh!

eunsook = female onew
minjung = female minho
gwiboon = female key [saw this one a lot. thought it was just another girl with a random, made-up name.]
junghee = female jjong
taeyeon = female taemin [always thought this was the girl from snsd. guess I was wrong.]

the rest of the names: i had no idea. wtf. this is reality. xDD

hyungwhore = minho, most of his friends are older guys xD

"No, hyung," Taemin says idly, "you can't die because then Jonghyun is leader and no one will ever get out of bed." The level of not really giving a shit in his voice is impressive.The level of not really giving a shit in his voice is impressive. - jinki has just seen !girlminho, and is hyperventilating (onew/minho fic), oh taeminnie, how you've grown!




Great words: HILARITY, FATALITY, AMAJJING

Jinki suspected that if the other man had a tail, it’s be wagging.: jjong the puppy

stubborn twerp = taemin when must back down to other bandmembers xD

I’m really bored, but I can’t sleep because Minho’s not home yet. I just want to apologize for arguing with him last night. I doubt he is coming home soon, so I’ve decided to do a wish-list while waiting for him. I know wish-lists are really girly stuff.  - Taemin the girl xD

srz biznuz = serious business, abbrevs ftw!