All About Elrond by Erestor

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2363297/1/All_About_Elrond cr. friend

Elrond came to this important conclusion one morning while he was buttering his toast. very uhm. normal. pplz think while buttering toast. the randomest action ever xD

He liked toast almost as much as he liked watching Legolas bleed to death on his new carpet. erm. polar opposite. must not think that way. >.>

Watching Legolas bleed to death was somewhat satisfying (like toast), somewhat commonplace (like toast), and somewhat distressing (like toast when one is choking on it). Elrond did not like toast. However, his dislike of toast did not affect the vigorous and hearty way in which he buttered it. He would be half-asleep while buttering, and then he would wake up properly and remember that he hated toast. He would toss the toast out the window. (The birds of Imladris were becoming strangely fat and less aerodynamic.) Then he would come to an important conclusion. omg i just really like that whole paragraph. xDDD so much win xD

"Aha!" announced Elrond, coming to his important conclusion. He waved his slice of toast in a gesture that was supposed to convey the idea that he wanted silence. Unfortunately, the Valar had obviously decided to bless Elrond by giving him some very stupid Elves to rule. They all thought that he wanted them to leave the room. So they did. (They were stupid, but obedient.) Elrond discovered that he was all by himself. He growled, and took a bite of his toast. another great paragraph. so selfimpt xDD


 but mother said that I'd probably just shrink as I got older.
I learned later that this was my mother's twisted idea of a joke. HAHA HIS MOM LIKES SHORT JOKES TOO XDDDD



My father wasn't around much, because he had a yacht. This had a detrimental effect on me. As of yet, I'm not certain what it was. thats one great father, as for uhm uncertain err..fail much?

vanilla tea YUMMY xDD

"Try some alliteration," said Glorfindel. "It's a good literary device." its so, erm, intelligent xD

of course his story is sad xDD


"Therefore, I want you to write about the events of this morning, Erestor," he said, "so that the generations to come can see what stupidity I had to put up with."
That is what I have done.
ouch. that bitter. xDDD but SO FUNNY to the outside readers xDD




another amazing fanfic that is so win xDD